DRAX
THIS WALL IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.
$DRAXWANTED
for sitting on the wall like he owns it
Steel scales. Lime running in the seams. Two horns, zero blinks. Answers to DRAX. Does not answer to anyone else.
REWARD: he keeps the wall
TAKE ONE
(the address, not the dragon)
CA
THE DEFACER
Self-serve shitpost photocopier. Pick a DRAX, write on it, take your copy. Nothing leaves your browser.
PUBLIC NOTICE
drax wears scale armor rated for dragon-sized problems and stands in a flat acid-green void because the rest of the world got recalled.
his eyes glow green first, before the rest of him boots up, like a microwave that's still deciding.
nobody has seen him blink and at this point the insurance company just assumes he can't.